Duh..., Homer Simpson

Homer: My name's Homer Simpson, I'd like to sign up for something.
Mrs. Blumenstein: Well, we have an opening on the debate team.
Homer: Debate, like, arguing?
Mrs. Blumenstein: Yes.
Homer: I'll take THAT, you DINGPOT! Just warming up, Mrs. Blumenstein.
Mrs. Blumenstein: This year's topic is "Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to 55 miles per hour."
Homer: 55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late!

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, [2.12] The Way We Was

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Confidence, Confucius

後生可畏 焉知來者之不如今也。

- 孔子

A youth is to be regarded with respect. How do you know that his future will not be equal to our present?

- Confucius (551BC–479BC)

Art, Pablo Picasso

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

Journey, Winnie the Pooh

Promise you will never forget me, because if I thought you would, I would never leave.

- Quotes·Quotation by Winnie the Pooh

Success, Confucius

君子求諸己 小人求諸人。

- 孔子

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others.

- Confucius (551BC–479BC)

Advice, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

Hero, French Proverb

No man is a hero to his valet.

- French Proverb